I protest my innocence

I have just been brought up on something from my earlier post...

I must state, declare and clarify here in writing to all of you two readers, well ok one and a half, the following:

There was nothing untoward, there is nothing untoward nor will there ever be anything untoward going on between me and the Malaysian girl.

I promise.

Honest Guv',

I swear me'lud.

For anyone to think otherwise for even a second, upsets me. I am disappointed.

For your peace of mind, let's bear in mind three things:

1: What country I am in,
2: Why I am here and
3: Who I am here with.

Need I say more? No? I didn't think so.

Let that be the end of the matter.

Fin.